I finally broke down and opened a Twitter account. Don't get too excited, it's for work. Unless you want constant updates about ServSafe classes in North Carolina, you aren't going to follow me. I haven't opened a personal Twitter account because I lack a filter and self-control. Seriously, one of my uncles (I have nine) doesn't speak to me because I had a major case of word vomit and yelled at him. I think lots of unsavory things and don't want to tarnish my reputation of people who don't know.